At Kohl's we were looking for a mattress topper for my daughter's bed. The current special was buy one, get one for half price. In case you want to change the topper out every few weeks, I guess.
At Dillon's there were three open checking lanes with a long line of people, so we decided to take our half-full cart to the self-check lanes. Every third item we were told Help is on the Way. It took longer to check out than to walk through the three acres of food and clothing to half fill our basket.
The twenty-something waiter at our restaurant called me Chief.
The teenager taking my money as we got Wendy's Frosty's called me Bud. Twice.
