0:07: Why is my innocent mind's first thought that he's snacking on tic-tacs?
0:21: Weird Al?
0:59: I don't know which special effect was better, the sudden move from church to desert or Michael Jackson's Black or White
1:02: OK, here's the biggest problem with this song...the continual drum beat of 2 beats, three quick beats, and one final beat. Everytime they don't know what to do they keep doing this. Again, again, again.
1:11: So, is this all a dream? Flashback? Nightmare?
1:26: Couldn't be a hair band song without a hot blonde playing a flute.
2:11: Smoking ordinance violation.
2:31: Seriously, I'm getting lung cancer just watching this video.
2:51: Swaaaaayyyy...swaaaaaayyyyyyy
3:04: DOH! It's the 'missing ring' trick! Makes even the priest happy.
3:22: But do you really need rings when you've got a spectacular pinky ring/letter opener combo?
3:33: Tongue. Yech.
3:38: "Slash? Slash? Hey, can you go get us a gatorade? We've been on this set all day and we are SOOO thirsty. Thanks, man. You're the best."
3:58: "Oh man...I was in this giant cathedral...and now I'm walking out of a tiny chapel in the desert while trying to get my friend a gatorade. I gotta lay off the tic-tacs, man."
4:14: Wind machine's gotta get back to the rental place in two hours, so they rushed through this shot.
4:34: All joking aside, that's a great moving shot, especially in the days before drones.
4:59: Slash leans back in this scene so much I wonder whether his back needs chiropractic work a quarter-century later.
5:10: Probably not a good sign for the future that as they are leaving their wedding the lyrics keep speaking of needing some time on your own? Maybe?
5:37: GUNS.
5:56: Has anybody else wondered whether or not that glass is going to leave a stain ring on that piano? Or am I just getting old and uptight?
6:23: The wedding party looks like it belongs in a Guns 'n Roses video. The rest of the guests look like they just stumbled out of a Christmas party at the country club.
6:41: Ominous stare into the sky by the priest.
6:48: Do sudden downpours happen in SoCal? Or did they do this wedding here in the midwest?
6:58: Now that's just over the top. Body checking the wedding cake? C'mon, dude.
7:04: Remember my worries about the glass ring? That's nothing compared to my horror at Slash scuffing the top of the piano over the next two minutes.
7:09: The wedding priest must not have been available for the funeral.
8:14: Ominous look into the sky by the kid. Wait, rain ruined the reception, now it's gonna ruin the funeral? COME ON.
8:33: If that dude running from the funeral flies into a cake, I'm done.
8:40: ROSES. Ohhhhhh
9:05: "It's Red. It's White. Yeah yeah yeah!"
