0:04: Um, I'm guessing nobody over the age of 25 is going to be in this video
0:09: Good parties start with everybody parking in their proper spots.
0:19: If Trump builds the wall, illegals will still be getting into Miley Cyrus videos in the trunks of cars.
0:29: That's the wave of 'Hey, I see you, I'll just keep walking, OK?'
0:44: Um, Miley dear, that's a speaker, not a microphone.
0:52: Neck cramp! Neck cramp!
1:22: Why you singing about your girls not being around you? They were just in the video like 12 seconds ago?
1:40: 'MERICA! WOO!
1:49: "What did you do in the video?" "I was the guy feeding the confetti into the blower." "Did you get paid for that?" "Nah, but they had a really nice buffet on the set."
2:06: Just hit me that she's singing but there's nobody there. Not much of a party in the USA or anywhere else.
2:14: Safety warning...dancing on jungle gyms is not a recommended use by the manufacturer. Warranty becomes void through misuse.
2:18: Five years earlier everybody in this video would have been more interested in playing on that jungle gym. My, how the kids grow up.
2:30: USA! USA!
2:34: Gotta admire the ethnic diversity of Miley's background dancers. Miley is the American Dream.
2:59: Parkour was a big thing around 2009, I think. I'm guessing one too many flips where a dude landed on his head and it probably died out.
3:13: For about the 6th time in this video the old guy in me is starting to worry about safety violations in this video. Break dancing on a rickety picnic table? Maybe Miley faded because she spent the next five years fending off liability lawsuits.
